Certificate 18 - Part 2
The-Noose-Tightens
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
Was the sound of the car as it punched through the air
When they’re raiding your house hold your head in despair
No need to stop the car it’s best to disappear
Accelerate smooth so they don’t over hear
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
They know he’s the whistleblower how could that be?
Must have left a clue overdosed on caffeine
Now they’re on the case staking out his place
Using infra-red, waiting to erase
Men in dark suits, white shirts, black boots
Secure ear piece interconnected like borg
Resistance is futile from these aug-
Mented agents infinite patience
They got bugs! - crawling all up in his food
Infesting his home reporting on the dude
Worming through his biz like he was on show
I’m talking nanobots, best tech knowledge this
Switching his life into annus horribilis
Made him most wanted in the…metropolis
Meticulously misinformed the populous
Got to get away, not make it obvious
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
Was the sound of the car as it punched through the air
When they’re raiding your house hold your head in despair
No need to stop the car it’s best to disappear
Accelerate smooth so they don’t over hear
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
License plate’s they’re clockin’, agent Smiths are locked in
No telephones to teleport out
G-P-S…reconfigures route
Like Stefani…going solo No Doubt
Whistleblower switches…to Bullitt mode
Brake…accelerate like Steve McQueen
Horrors yet to come don’t mistake for Stephen King
Need some supernatural drive…like Christine
It’s a dark night but there ain’t no joker
Speeding down lanes feeling flushed like poker
Pulling out, ducking in, swerving round, panicking
Upgraded from Penn to ‘dead man driving’
Rapid rotation of wheel of fortune
Agents crash car as seen through rear view
They flag down taxi, driver says “where to”
Answer is windscreen, he ends up clear through
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
Was the sound of the car as it punched through the air
When they’re raiding your house hold your head in despair
No need to stop the car it’s best to disappear
Accelerate smooth so they don’t over hear
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
Whistleblower sighs…with relief
Just when…in the night like a thief
Undercover agents shunt him from the right
Left to chance, when steering takes flight
Crumpled and crushed flipped over nine times
Cat’s eyes reflect on last of nine lives
DB9 eventually grinds to a halt
Aston Martin’s been crushed to a pulp
Whistleblower dragged like piece of road kill
To blacked out truck transporting its fill
Of dissident citizens needing to get tweaked
Daring to rebel not behaving like sheep
Roadside incident deconstructed quick
Unlike BP the operation’s slick
Whistleblower gassed up in the back of the truck
Strapped in with truth serum ready to pluck…
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
Was the sound of the car as it punched through the air
When they’re raiding your house hold your head in despair
No need to stop the car it’s best to disappear
Accelerate smooth so they don’t over hear
Whoosh…
Whoosh…
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